Anti-Yosemitism with Two Other Parks
I finally went. Yosemite is landscape photography’s most iconic location. From Ansel Adams to Carlton Watkins and tens of thousands of second-rate reflections it has been photographed-to-death. I’ve never wanted to join in; so much so that the idea of going repelled me for years. Perhaps it was the fear of being overwhelmed by all the pictures in my brain or just not wanting to add to the huge amount of derivative dreck. Perhaps I outgrew being threatened or no longer felt I had anything to lose? I decided to go. I would just see what I could see. I was nervous.
Driving west from Santa Fe, across Arizona, up the dry eastern side of the Sierra Nevada range brought me through Death Valley National Park. Not many people visit Death Valley at summer solstice. I stood alone in the hot wind at Zabriskie Point. Millions of photographs have been made there of this view from this place. I made a few. They were not special.
Big Pine California had a cheap motel. The next morning I drove toward Yosemite in the dark. The road entered a steep glacial valley as the sun rose behind me. Climbing to Tioga Pass and the park entrance, the extreme change of elevation was surprising.
Olmsted Point gave me my first view into Yosemite Valley. Half Dome was in the distance. The style of a tunnel’s stonework seemed familiar. It resembled New York City’s Central Park. I realized that Olmsted Point was named for Frederick Law Olmsted, the landscape architect. I began to see that Yosemite is more “parky” than many other national parks. The roads are consciously designed to dramatically present views. I was surprised at how small the valley is. I was surprised at the city-like crowds. I was surprised to see Sequoia trees. I was surprised to find no place to get lunch. I recognized spots where famous photographs were made. It was exciting.
Bridalveil Fall descends from a glacial “hanging” valley. The snow pack in the high country was melting fast. Rivers were high and the wind was strong. Part of Bridalveil was being blown vertically back up the fall. The glowing water contorted in the wind like a dancing ghost. It was beautiful. I watched for a long time and then left the crowd in the valley to join the crowd on the road to Glacier View. Two hours of stop-and-go and a short walk brought me to Glacier View. It was late afternoon. I hadn’t eaten. There was a snack bar so I eagerly stood in line. While sitting on a rock eating junk food I noticed strange, rainbow-colored, iridescent lizards around me. Even if I hadn’t been so hungry those lizards would have been vaguely psychedelic. I have never seen anything like them. (I was relieved that the colors appear in the photographs.) They may be Fence Lizards or Blotch-Sided Lizards or something else. Either species has great variations and nothing in a book is a good match. I have no idea what they are. (They did speak English.)
The distant waterfalls roared across the valley. The sun was at the precise angle to produce a full rainbow in the mist at Nevada Fall.
The prime rainbow is visible in water droplets in a circle 42 degrees off axis from the sun. I have been accused of Photoshopping this picture and making the rainbow. (Yes, I could. No, I didn’t.) Both the sun and the photographer moved a bit. The rainbow vanished.
Granite often exhibits spheroidal weathering making great balls of stone.
By 2 AM I was in San Francisco.
I believe I made three of my own pictures. At least, I made three that I have never seen before.
Instead of returning to Yosemite I drove south around the sierras to Joshua Tree National Monument.
The noon sun was hot and crisp. My mood was good as I walked through the rounded monzonite granite boulders. A Joshua tree cast a surreal shadow on a boulder. I raised my camera to consider a picture.
Through the viewfinder I saw a little squirrel. She wasn’t there before.
I lowered the camera.
No squirrel.
I raised the camera.
There she was again looking at me.
I lowered the camera.
I raised the camera and quickly yanked it away. Just rock, no squirrel. She was gone forever, never to be seen again.
Here’s what I think happened: Yersinia (my name for the little pest) was using the eyes on the top of her skull to just barely spy over the edge of the rock and watch me. When my eyes disappeared behind the camera she thought I could not see her and popped up for a full look. The squirrel understands that eyes see!
*It is also possible that there is some kind of “Quantum Squirrel” effect where the squirrel was neither there nor not there until recorded. Schrödinger had a cat, we can have a squirrel.

Yersinia was gone. No trace. Just me, boulders and a Corvus Corax sailing overhead.
He turned my way. Twice he dived and shot between me and a granite wall flying so fast wind roared off his wings.
Ravens don’t normally do that.
He was flying for me.
Showing off.
Or maybe looking at my hat.
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